I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
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