belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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