1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
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