my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Randomize
