like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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