If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
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