Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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