you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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