so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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