Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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