You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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