why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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