we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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