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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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