That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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