Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
This beer is not sobering me up at all
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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