I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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