I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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