Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
whose parrot is this?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
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