I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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