Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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