Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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