if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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