what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
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Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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