My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
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