I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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