Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
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