Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
K. The dog and I are outside. The Uber driver said "I hope he fucks the shit out of you"
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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