Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
stop calling my apartment porn island.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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