She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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