i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
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