ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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