You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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