he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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