Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
It wouldn't be New Years Eve if we knew where we would be at midnight
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