It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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