Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Ordered weed last night from the delivery service, and who showed up...my old real estate broker. He said, "this is less stressful." Duh.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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