I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
We were destined to go to rehab together
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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