It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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