one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
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