BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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