and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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