Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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