His uber religious wife caught us having anal sex in their bed..... she called us sodomites. Can you even be a sodomite if you're a girl?
You're not a sodomite. You're a whore. Tell her to get the insults right. Did she try to save you with Jesus?
She said she'd pray for me. Man, if I had just caught my husband balls deep in some ho, I'd say fuck the praying and kick her ass.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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