And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
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