That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
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