I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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