how can u be prego again
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I'm drinking sangria out of a sand pail. I'll pass on tonight
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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