No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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