She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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