Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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