Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
vagina is talking i cant
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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