She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
Blood and glitter go together right?
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I currently don't understand fingers.
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