you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
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