we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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