real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
My mom just called me to tell me that i dont have chlamydia. Awkward.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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