i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
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